Dialogues

The most enjoyable period in my life so far has undoubtedly been my pre-university college days. The main reason was the wonderful calibre of the teachers we had and the amount of fun we had mocking at them. In my 2nd PU, i began noting down the meaningless dialogues, as we called it, of our teachers. These were statements which came out of the mouths of lecturers, either due to the lack of knowledge, or due to the inability to communicate well, or sometimes because of a different meaning that could be attributed to the sentence. These dialogues, to this day, if i recollect them, make me laugh heartily. By the end of my 2nd PU, I found that i had more than 300 dialogues of teachers from colleges and tuition classess all over Bangalore. Here are a few which i like the most. ( Go through them slowly so that you might enjoy them to the fullest)

• You two are sitting alone in the bench
• Write negligibly ( guess what this teacher means - write legibly)
• My notes are world famous in Bangalore
• Usually womans are bad at arithmetic maths
• No previous day is holiday
• Carbon dating is used to find how long a man died
• Carbon dating is used to find the age of years
• What is the difference between a cable and a wire? A cable is long wire and a wire is a small wire. Another answer to the same question: A cable is a wire which you see outside and a wire is a wire which you see inside.
• What is the use of waste gases?... to heat the hot gases.
• Take a copper wire of any metal, preferably silver
• Bring the world map of India
• Himalayas are world famous in Asia
• Bring your father. I want to talk to your mother.
• While studying, keep the door of your room open so that your parents can see you through the window
• Which temperature is known by which zone?
• Ferrous is stable in ferric state.
• Iron is the topmost element above the top.
• You are repeating alongwith me
• I am coming back to the next point.
• These metals are metalloid in character.
• What is your name w.r.t (with respect to) your father?
• Earth is revolving around the sun in a spherical orbit.
• Draw a tangent to a line
• There are four types of sexually transmitted diseases. You will get one of them in the exam.
• I could hear your sound while i was coming up down the stairs
• Open the window, let the airforce come in.
• Everyone in the class must get above class average
  
• One day, suddenly a monkey appears near the window of the classroom and the students look at the monkey. The teacher then tells "Why are you all looking at the monkey when i am here"

A special mention has to be made about my Sanskrit teacher, who, within a span of six months had told around 200 dialogues. The following are her best.

• Section A is full of absentees.
• He is driving the cart alongwith the bullocks.
• Wheels of the chariot may fall upon its body.
• Any type of such jumbled questions will be asked in the exam.
• You have to recognize the questions in the question paper.
• I am not the Raja himself.
• The charioteer saw the scenery first, later Raja saw it simultaneously.
• Charioteer sits in front of the chariot.
• The horses are running very fast showing real horse power.
• Let them graze on the river.
• The parrots are dwelling inside the trees
• Animals in the wild forest do not have human dwellings.
• Don't write the conclusion in the middle of the answer
• The name Kaushika belongs to Vishwamitra
• Irrigate the water.
• You can see the beauty of the moon on new moon day
• He wants to find the birth secret of her birth
• Bee is sucking honey from the flower.
• Class is not progressing because of your non-cooperation movement
• You are not physically present here
• Dust particles are coming in huge size
• If you are too good in chemistry, why are you coming to sanskrit class
• Charioteer and chariot driver are waiting with the horse
• My mind is running behind my body
• Camel is inhibiting the desert.
• Northern direction is above south. Hence it is greater than south.
• He is playing veena like violin
• Shiva's husband had a wife anybody
• His head is a fruit like coconut.